You don't need ab workouts! Instead of doing real exercises to try and strengthen yourself the old-fashioned way, check out these 5, totally-viable, completely-not-ridiculous ways to replace them for good.
#5 Great Abs Are Out of Style.
All that beer you've been drinking, that belly you've been building up over the years? It's finally time to shine, because you no longer have to hide it! It's 2010, and fat is in, and you've got a free pass from the tastemakers and the trend-setters to let that fat belly hang right out of your shirt. Go ahead!
#4 Most Extra Fat Finds its Way to Easily Concealable Areas.
Sure we were just chatting about beer bellies before, but really, they aren't a big deal, because your body has this amazing system in place -- when you eat too much and develop some fat, your body just shuffles that extra flab over to some hidden little area that no one can see, like on your back somewhere. You'll never look big to anyone!
#3 No One Goes to the Beach Anymore.
Think about it. We've got global warming, we've got pollution, it's all pretty crazy, and who really wants to go to the beach anymore? No one really spends any time there -- I haven't heard of anyone going to the beach in years, and I'm practically an expert about these things.
#2 Buy One Of Those Electrode-Based Machines.
You've seen those ads on TV, right? You just strap some electrodes to your stomach, turn on a noisy box with a bunch of wires poking out of it, and -- if these ads haven't lied to me -- start losing all that stomach fat immediately! You don't have to break a sweat or burn any calories, because a machine apparently does it for you! Goodbye all other types of workouts!
#1 What Could Ever Be Wrong With Diet Pills?
Load yourself up with pills, you say? Hey, why not? Sure, they might just be sugar pills that will trick you into a placebo effect, or they could have serious negative side effects on your body. But how will you know if you don't try, right? Why not be a guinea pig for a dubious industry? Forget those ab workouts!
If you still want a well toned body, you better start doing a good body workout on a daily basis. Zuzana's workout videos at Bodyrock.TV will guide you through the process of obtaining the results you desire.
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